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| Current location: | at work |
| Current mood: |  amused |
| Current music: | The Gaara Song |
| Entry tags: | movie rant |
Naruto Movie 5: KIZUNA
So over the weekend I finally got to watch Shippuuden Movie 2: Kizuna. And like all Naruto movies, the plot was lame but it was full of awesome fanservice XD
HEY SASUKE! LOOKING HOT THERE. SO INTENSE EVEN WHEN REFRESHING HIMSELF...
WTF? DID SASUKE JUST ELECTROCUTED HIMSELF?
STEAM PUNK IN MY NARUTO??? IT'S MOAR LIKELY THAN YOU THINK.
IF ANYONE GOT PEARL HARBOR MOVIE FLASHBACKS DURING SORA-NIN ATTACK, RAISE THEIR HANDS.
MAN, WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY KONOHA??? IT LOOKS MORE LIKA AMESTRIS IN FMA THAN THE OLD KONOHA I KNOW AND LOVE. KINDA.
NEJI, WHY ARE YOU STEALING KIDS?
AW, KAKASHI GRABS TENDERLY THE FACES OF HIS DYING FELLOW NINS XD
OK, SAI LOOKS HOT THERE. I ENVY HIS WAIST.
SHIKAMARU TOO. I LIKE SMART GUYS... BUT WTH? IS HE THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS IN KONOHA?
OK, KAKASHI YOU DID NOTHING. JUST STOOD THERE LOOKING PRETTY WHILE THE HOT TEENS DID ALL THE WORK.. SPECIALLY NICE WET!SHINO. NICE ASS THOUGH, MR. COPY-NIN.
WOOO SHINO KICKS ASS!!! AND SHINO'S BUGS ARE KINDA LIKE TERMITES??? I THOUGHT THEY ATE CHAKRA NOT SHIPS XD AND DOES THAT SOUND LIKE RIMSKY-KORSAVOK'S FLIGHT OF THE BUMBLEBEE BUT J-PUNKIFIED?
IN THE END HOW LAME IT IS THAT THREE TEENAGERS NINJAS SUPERVISED BY ONE ADULT NINJA GOT TO DEFEAT THE EVIL SHIPS OF DOOM AND THEIR SORA-NINS WHEN THEY KINDA FLATTENET 1/4 OF KONOHA???
OH, SO YOU USE NEUTRAL PRONOUNS SO NARUTO, THE LOVEABLE IDIOT, DOES NOT NOTICE AMARU IS A GIRL... UNTIL SHE SHOW OFFS HER HOT BODY.
WOW, THAT'S SOME BIG ASS PILLOW OROCHIMARU... I AM ALSO DIGGING YOUR SHIRT XD
AMARU (MOVIE!MARYSUE) HAS INDEED A HOT BODY. I STILL DIG HER EYEBROWS MOAR.
OOOOOH THIGH SUCKING! AND NARUTO IS BLUSHING XD MAN, NARUTO, THIS IS AS FAR AS YOU GET TO THIRD BASE XD
OK, NINJAS SPEND 40% OF THEIR MISSIONS JUMPING TREE TO TREE AT HIGH SPEEDS, DEMOSTRATING GREAT SKILLS AND EQUILIBRIUM... BUT THEY CANNOT WALK OVER A TRUNK WITHOUT HAND HOLDING? YEAH, I AM LOOKING AT YOU, HINATA AND SAKURA!!!
AMARU IS IN LOVE WITH HER SHINNOU-SENSEI. OK, HE'S KINDA HOT IN A CREEPY OLD GUY KIND OF WAY.
SAKURA SURE HAS A NICE ASS/HIPS TOO!
ANOTHER BIJOUS???? ZERO-TAILS??? O RLY?
COME ONE! WHY EVERY GIRL HITS NARUTO WHEN HE GETS TOO CLOSE!!! HE'S JUST WORRIED NOT TRYING TO RAEP U!! POOR BEBEEH!!!
MMM, THE FACE STATUES OF FLYING EVIL FORTRESS LOOK KIND OF MESO-AMERICAN TO ME. Y´KNOW, AZTEC, OLMEC, MAYAN? Y/N?
SHINNOU (MOVIE!EVILGUY) GETS ME BROLI (FROM DBZ MOVIES) VIBES.
AND YES, THERE HE IS TURNING INTO SAIYAJIN 4.
HE ALSO GETS MORE STRONGER THE MORE YOU BEAT HIM UP??? FUCK, HE *IS* A SAIYAJIN!
AND THOSE SAIYAJIN POWERS GOT HIM FREAKING HUGE CREEPY EYELASHES.
NARUTO! PROTECTOR OF OTHER PEOPLE'S FEELINGS!
WAIT, IS HE TALKING ABOUT ASSHOLE LOVE INTERESTS WITH AMARU??? WELL, HE WOULD KNOW RIGHT? :P
WAIT-WHAT? NARUTO CAN DO RASENGAN ONE HANDED NOW?
AWW, KAKASHI AND IRUKA TOGETHER IN NARUTO'S FLASHBACKS... HIS DADDY AND MOMMY XD
MAN, NARUTO AND AMARU SURE GET UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL A LOT IN THIS MOVIE. SORRY GUYS, AFTER YOU SOLD THOSE SASUKE/NARUTO NECKLACES OF THEIR FACES, YOU AIN'T CONVINCING ME HE'S STRAIGHT.
AND SASUKE COMES TO STEAL THE SHOW!!! WITH COWBOY MUSIC... THE HELL?
MAN, NARUTO CANNOT KEEP HIS HANDS OFF SASUKE... AND IS THERE AN EYE-ROLLING I SEE? SASUKE, I LOVE YOU AND MISS YOU, YOU MISERABLE BASTARD.
OK, THAT DEMONSTRATION OF EVIL WEAPON OF DOOM'S POWER WAS NOT ECO-FRIENDLY AT ALL!!! AND THE HELL? WHAT HE WANTED TO DEMOSTRATE IF NARUTO AND SASUKE SAW SHIT OF WHAT IT DO, AND THE ONES WHO SAW ANYTHING WHERE THE ONES OUTSIDE OF THE FLYING FORTRESS!!!
HEH, SASUKE LOOKS PRETTY CALM FOR SOMEONE WHO'S BEEN CAUGHT BY A NASTY EVIL CATERPILLAR. NARUTO SURE IS WORRIED ABOUT HIM "LET MY SASUKE GO!!! D:< "
WOOOOO, EVEN MOVIE!EVILGUYS WANTED THEM TOGETHER... AT LEAST LIKES TO SMASH THEM TOGETHER XD
MAN, I LOVE THEIR TELEPATHIC LURVE XD 5 SECONDS INTO HIS MOVEMENTS, AND NARUTO COULD ALREADY DECIPHER SASUKE'S PLAN TO DEFEAT EVIL GUY WITH CHAKRA OVERLOAD XD
TORNADO RASENGAN. REALLY?
SASUKE NEVERS LOSES A CHANCE TO SHOW HIS CHEST. NOT THAT I AM COMPLAINING.
MAN, NARUTO SURE HAS A ONE-TRACK MIND (COME BACK, SASUKEEEEE!!!!) WHEN SASUKE IS AROUND AND ALL EVIL IS DEFEATED.
NARUTO-SENSEI? AMARU, JEEZ.
LOL, SASUKE KNOWS HOW TO TREAT ANGSTY MARY-SUES. SPECIALLY ONES CRUSHING ON HIS BOYFRIEND NARU-CHAN.
WHAT´S THAT "SASUKE-KUN" IN THAT TONE OF VOICE ABOUT, HINATA DEAR?
AWW, SASUKE HELPS THE VILLAGERS XD
WOOO, NARUTO WHISPERS SECRET MESSAGES FOR SASUKE'S EARS ONLY XD
GUTS RASENGAN? OH RLY?
LOL, SAKURA ET AL WHERE LATE XD
MAN, NARUTO GETS TO TALK TO AMARU ABOUT SASUKE AND THEIR FRIENDSHIP OF DOOM WHEN THEY ARE FREE-FALLING?
WEEEEE, ERO-SENNIN TO THE RESCUE!!!
AND AMARU HOLDS NARUTO AGAINST HER BREASTS... AND HE FEELS THE FRIENDSHIP? LOL. AND JUST LIKE THAT THERE'S ANOTHER ADDITION TO NARUTO'S MOVIESUE HAREM.
HEY THERE, SASUKE JEALOUS? ... MAN, HE LOOKS HOT EVEN PUTTING CLOTHES ON! UNFAIR!
AWWW, I'LL DEFINITELY BRING YOU BACK, SASUKE... THEIR LOVE IS SO CANON ;____; OR AT LEAST NARUTO STALKING SASUKE IS. XD
WTF? DID SASUKE JUST ELECTROCUTED HIMSELF?
STEAM PUNK IN MY NARUTO??? IT'S MOAR LIKELY THAN YOU THINK.
IF ANYONE GOT PEARL HARBOR MOVIE FLASHBACKS DURING SORA-NIN ATTACK, RAISE THEIR HANDS.
MAN, WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY KONOHA??? IT LOOKS MORE LIKA AMESTRIS IN FMA THAN THE OLD KONOHA I KNOW AND LOVE. KINDA.
NEJI, WHY ARE YOU STEALING KIDS?
AW, KAKASHI GRABS TENDERLY THE FACES OF HIS DYING FELLOW NINS XD
OK, SAI LOOKS HOT THERE. I ENVY HIS WAIST.
SHIKAMARU TOO. I LIKE SMART GUYS... BUT WTH? IS HE THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS IN KONOHA?
OK, KAKASHI YOU DID NOTHING. JUST STOOD THERE LOOKING PRETTY WHILE THE HOT TEENS DID ALL THE WORK.. SPECIALLY NICE WET!SHINO. NICE ASS THOUGH, MR. COPY-NIN.
WOOO SHINO KICKS ASS!!! AND SHINO'S BUGS ARE KINDA LIKE TERMITES??? I THOUGHT THEY ATE CHAKRA NOT SHIPS XD AND DOES THAT SOUND LIKE RIMSKY-KORSAVOK'S FLIGHT OF THE BUMBLEBEE BUT J-PUNKIFIED?
IN THE END HOW LAME IT IS THAT THREE TEENAGERS NINJAS SUPERVISED BY ONE ADULT NINJA GOT TO DEFEAT THE EVIL SHIPS OF DOOM AND THEIR SORA-NINS WHEN THEY KINDA FLATTENET 1/4 OF KONOHA???
OH, SO YOU USE NEUTRAL PRONOUNS SO NARUTO, THE LOVEABLE IDIOT, DOES NOT NOTICE AMARU IS A GIRL... UNTIL SHE SHOW OFFS HER HOT BODY.
WOW, THAT'S SOME BIG ASS PILLOW OROCHIMARU... I AM ALSO DIGGING YOUR SHIRT XD
AMARU (MOVIE!MARYSUE) HAS INDEED A HOT BODY. I STILL DIG HER EYEBROWS MOAR.
OOOOOH THIGH SUCKING! AND NARUTO IS BLUSHING XD MAN, NARUTO, THIS IS AS FAR AS YOU GET TO THIRD BASE XD
OK, NINJAS SPEND 40% OF THEIR MISSIONS JUMPING TREE TO TREE AT HIGH SPEEDS, DEMOSTRATING GREAT SKILLS AND EQUILIBRIUM... BUT THEY CANNOT WALK OVER A TRUNK WITHOUT HAND HOLDING? YEAH, I AM LOOKING AT YOU, HINATA AND SAKURA!!!
AMARU IS IN LOVE WITH HER SHINNOU-SENSEI. OK, HE'S KINDA HOT IN A CREEPY OLD GUY KIND OF WAY.
SAKURA SURE HAS A NICE ASS/HIPS TOO!
ANOTHER BIJOUS???? ZERO-TAILS??? O RLY?
COME ONE! WHY EVERY GIRL HITS NARUTO WHEN HE GETS TOO CLOSE!!! HE'S JUST WORRIED NOT TRYING TO RAEP U!! POOR BEBEEH!!!
MMM, THE FACE STATUES OF FLYING EVIL FORTRESS LOOK KIND OF MESO-AMERICAN TO ME. Y´KNOW, AZTEC, OLMEC, MAYAN? Y/N?
SHINNOU (MOVIE!EVILGUY) GETS ME BROLI (FROM DBZ MOVIES) VIBES.
AND YES, THERE HE IS TURNING INTO SAIYAJIN 4.
HE ALSO GETS MORE STRONGER THE MORE YOU BEAT HIM UP??? FUCK, HE *IS* A SAIYAJIN!
AND THOSE SAIYAJIN POWERS GOT HIM FREAKING HUGE CREEPY EYELASHES.
NARUTO! PROTECTOR OF OTHER PEOPLE'S FEELINGS!
WAIT, IS HE TALKING ABOUT ASSHOLE LOVE INTERESTS WITH AMARU??? WELL, HE WOULD KNOW RIGHT? :P
WAIT-WHAT? NARUTO CAN DO RASENGAN ONE HANDED NOW?
AWW, KAKASHI AND IRUKA TOGETHER IN NARUTO'S FLASHBACKS... HIS DADDY AND MOMMY XD
MAN, NARUTO AND AMARU SURE GET UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL A LOT IN THIS MOVIE. SORRY GUYS, AFTER YOU SOLD THOSE SASUKE/NARUTO NECKLACES OF THEIR FACES, YOU AIN'T CONVINCING ME HE'S STRAIGHT.
AND SASUKE COMES TO STEAL THE SHOW!!! WITH COWBOY MUSIC... THE HELL?
MAN, NARUTO CANNOT KEEP HIS HANDS OFF SASUKE... AND IS THERE AN EYE-ROLLING I SEE? SASUKE, I LOVE YOU AND MISS YOU, YOU MISERABLE BASTARD.
OK, THAT DEMONSTRATION OF EVIL WEAPON OF DOOM'S POWER WAS NOT ECO-FRIENDLY AT ALL!!! AND THE HELL? WHAT HE WANTED TO DEMOSTRATE IF NARUTO AND SASUKE SAW SHIT OF WHAT IT DO, AND THE ONES WHO SAW ANYTHING WHERE THE ONES OUTSIDE OF THE FLYING FORTRESS!!!
HEH, SASUKE LOOKS PRETTY CALM FOR SOMEONE WHO'S BEEN CAUGHT BY A NASTY EVIL CATERPILLAR. NARUTO SURE IS WORRIED ABOUT HIM "LET MY SASUKE GO!!! D:< "
WOOOOO, EVEN MOVIE!EVILGUYS WANTED THEM TOGETHER... AT LEAST LIKES TO SMASH THEM TOGETHER XD
MAN, I LOVE THEIR TELEPATHIC LURVE XD 5 SECONDS INTO HIS MOVEMENTS, AND NARUTO COULD ALREADY DECIPHER SASUKE'S PLAN TO DEFEAT EVIL GUY WITH CHAKRA OVERLOAD XD
TORNADO RASENGAN. REALLY?
SASUKE NEVERS LOSES A CHANCE TO SHOW HIS CHEST. NOT THAT I AM COMPLAINING.
MAN, NARUTO SURE HAS A ONE-TRACK MIND (COME BACK, SASUKEEEEE!!!!) WHEN SASUKE IS AROUND AND ALL EVIL IS DEFEATED.
NARUTO-SENSEI? AMARU, JEEZ.
LOL, SASUKE KNOWS HOW TO TREAT ANGSTY MARY-SUES. SPECIALLY ONES CRUSHING ON HIS BOYFRIEND NARU-CHAN.
WHAT´S THAT "SASUKE-KUN" IN THAT TONE OF VOICE ABOUT, HINATA DEAR?
AWW, SASUKE HELPS THE VILLAGERS XD
WOOO, NARUTO WHISPERS SECRET MESSAGES FOR SASUKE'S EARS ONLY XD
GUTS RASENGAN? OH RLY?
LOL, SAKURA ET AL WHERE LATE XD
MAN, NARUTO GETS TO TALK TO AMARU ABOUT SASUKE AND THEIR FRIENDSHIP OF DOOM WHEN THEY ARE FREE-FALLING?
WEEEEE, ERO-SENNIN TO THE RESCUE!!!
AND AMARU HOLDS NARUTO AGAINST HER BREASTS... AND HE FEELS THE FRIENDSHIP? LOL. AND JUST LIKE THAT THERE'S ANOTHER ADDITION TO NARUTO'S MOVIESUE HAREM.
HEY THERE, SASUKE JEALOUS? ... MAN, HE LOOKS HOT EVEN PUTTING CLOTHES ON! UNFAIR!
AWWW, I'LL DEFINITELY BRING YOU BACK, SASUKE... THEIR LOVE IS SO CANON ;____; OR AT LEAST NARUTO STALKING SASUKE IS. XD
Yeah, I liked the movie enough as far as Naruto movies go. And this Sue while angsty was less annoying than say... that annoying kid from Movie 3. Still, in the end all Mary Sues and Gary Stus in movies want to tap Naruto's ass.
BTW, here's The Gaara Song... It is made of awesome and win: